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Raistlin Majere ([personal profile] magus_majere) wrote in [community profile] filthhub2019-07-18 07:43 pm

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"Massster..." this came from a disembodied head floating in front of Raistlin's desk. The archmagus didn't look up immediately, busy scratching writing onto a piece of flattened parchment, the quill in his thin golden fingers practically vibrating with the speed of his notes.

Genessia was a land of fascinating marvels. He'd be sure not to forget a single one.

"Masssster pleasssse," the head tried a second time.

Finally, Raistlin glanced up, impatient at the interruption. "What?"

"Therrrre is an intruderrr in the Grrove."

That. That was interesting, and Raistlin's hand finally stilled. "In the Grove, you say?"

"Yesssss. The defenderrrssss have not been able to kill it..."

Extremely interesting. Something from Genessia, no doubt, nothing else would make sense. The blackrobe dabbed the last of the ink off the feather quill onto a pad and set the instrument aside, and then took the time to carefully close up the inkwell. This could take a while.

And so it was that whatever this stranger was doing, he suddenly wasn't the only living creature in the dark, ancient grove. Raistlin lurked in the deepest shadows, silently watching.
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[personal profile] sharpeinolds 2019-08-05 03:19 am (UTC)(link)
"Yeah. Friends. Last I checked, people who hate me don't tell me I'm smart."
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[personal profile] sharpeinolds 2019-08-05 03:27 am (UTC)(link)
Fortunately for Raistlin.... that was a fairly common response when Wade suggested he was friends with someone. Mostly, like now, from people he'd never had to threaten before.

So this was familiar, well tread ground by now. That, and being asked for help not too long after 'friends' had been hurled back in his face.

Up again, at his side.

"Yep, what's up."
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[personal profile] sharpeinolds 2019-08-05 03:40 am (UTC)(link)
Fever worse, too hot then. Had to find a way to- Oh.

Well.

Yeah.

He was being asked to do this. Sorry, Raistlin, there's really no un-awkward way to help someone get undressed in a situation like this. He'd move right in sans commentary, save for a simple, short "Yep." He knew what to do. Off went the belt, Wade actually taking care not to fuck around with any of the pouches. Anywhere he'd be directed, he'd go, working on layer after layer with easy, quick efficiency.

Again, it'd certainly seem like it was something he'd done before. Perhaps not in exactly the same context.

But with the degree of speed and care he was taking, it probably wasn't a particularly sexy context then, either. After all, certain chemicals from certain, supposedly banned weapons tended to soak into clothes. Stuck to the skin too long, it'd surely cause worse than just an idle chemical burn.

Raistlin definitely wouldn't be his first rodeo.
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[personal profile] sharpeinolds 2019-08-05 04:17 am (UTC)(link)
Definitely not his first rodeo. He did his best to get him undressed with minimal shifting about. The fact that the wizard was still awake certainly helped, the man could assist with disrobing.

But... eventually... He knew when he passed out, the instant it happened. His fingers moved for a brief second to the other man's neck to feel for a pulse, lowering his head to catch the sound of breathing, then of a heartbeat.

Once assured... Well, he'd keep going, of course. Damp and sweaty clothes wouldn't be helping the situation. Who knew how long the man would be out, and dampness wasn't exactly the best thing for skin that was pressed against a bed.

Not even healthy skin, which Raistlin's certainly was not.

Clinical, quick, once he was finished, he'd keen Raistlin's modesty firmly in mind; a sheet would be draped across him. A solid favor deserves another back, the other man had been so kind to cover him up, after all.

As for these sweaty clothes, well, Wade didn't know where the fuck he'd wash them. And he wasn't about to leave. He'd been told not to, after all.

So they'd be draped across whatever he could find to dry out, before Wade would take up his position again in the chair, to wait.
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[personal profile] sharpeinolds 2019-08-05 04:44 am (UTC)(link)
Oh good he woke up, he'd have been concerned if he'd been out too long. A fever too high could result in a coma, nothing quite like cooking a brain in it's own juices.

Between coughs, Raistlin might hear Wade speaking.

"Hey buddy, hung your stuff up." Right where he could see them all too, just to ensure that nothing was missing. The unspoken 'if you need anything else' was there as well, of course.
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[personal profile] sharpeinolds 2019-08-05 04:58 am (UTC)(link)
"Anytime, man." Humor with more humor. Like Wade had gone and painted the fence instead of, you know.... carry a maybe dying man to his bedroom and stripped him naked.

He got up as Raistlin reached for the cup.

"Hold on, you're empty, lemme top that shit up, I still got some hot water to use."
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[personal profile] sharpeinolds 2019-08-05 05:11 am (UTC)(link)
He'd be back and ready with more tea in no time, setting it next to the bed within reach.

"Because you send me a fucking weird garbage text, dude. I don't know you that well, but I do know that 'hj ykyuh hjjjy j comma kjh' seems a bit out of character for you.

I waited a second for some unspeakable, evil outer god to pop out of the fridge first just to make sure though."
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[personal profile] sharpeinolds 2019-08-05 05:23 am (UTC)(link)
He'd ask if he needed help but... well. If Raistlin needed help, he'd ask for help, was what he was quickly learning. It was fine, there was plenty of water, and plenty of tea, he was sure. The bed would smell like... well, like an herbalists armpit, but eventually he'd get enough in him.

"Well, glad I listened to it." Not going to suggest that Raistlin wouldn't have been able to reach his room on his own, because that was breaking the bro code there.

Bro code number one: Bro's never need your help, they can help themselves, even if you actually helped.

"What?" He heard the laugh, after all.
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[personal profile] sharpeinolds 2019-08-05 05:30 am (UTC)(link)
This is the first time he's made the man chuckle that much and he doesn't even know why.

"The knife?" He glanced to the weapon he'd left strapped to Raistlin.

"I mean shit, you always need a knife, right? Clothes are just optional."
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[personal profile] sharpeinolds 2019-08-05 06:14 am (UTC)(link)
"Totally optional, I only wear pants because I couldn't afford another public indecency fine."
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[personal profile] sharpeinolds 2019-08-05 06:18 am (UTC)(link)
..... You can't do that, Raistlin, you can't, even silently, challenge him not to make a joke.

About his dick.

Especially about his dick.

"... Not my fault the sheriff's jealous of my dick." Look, the best sign for him that Raistlin's healthy is probably getting a knife thrown at his head, alright.
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[personal profile] sharpeinolds 2019-08-05 06:25 am (UTC)(link)
"It's gonna be really hard for me to hang out here if I'm bleeding out on the floor though, I mean I'll come back but like.

It'll be a solid few minutes, and I'll ruin the floor, and I'll make dick jokes until I black out."

.... But no really, he's done, he swears.

"You hungry at all?"
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[personal profile] sharpeinolds 2019-08-05 04:07 pm (UTC)(link)
"... Good point, I'll get a blind fold." Heeee's a helper! Look, you need food to be alive, Raistlin.

But he wasn't actually getting up to get either food, or a blindfold. The man had still said no after all. At some point he'd be hungry enough to eat.

Rest he understood, he'd been about to suggest he go around getting some of that. After all, a three to ten second long brief bout of unconsciousness due to oxygen deprivation, pain, high fever or all three didn't really count as a nap.

".... Yyyyyoooooooouuuuuu......?" A beat.

"Aaaaaaarrrreeee changing your mind about food?" Yes?

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